We've all heard stories of things gone wrong, some were just bad, some were horrible, and some were just plain hilarious! The more you know of these things the more likely you can avoid them.

• This session will be a user feedback session where the horrible terrible and very bad experiences of audience members will be added to the speakers experiences and used as educational tools to prevent those problems from killing us.

You know the rule, smart people learn from their mistakes, the truly brilliant learn from someone else's. Come make yourself look brilliant!

Learning Objectives:

• System Admins have every opportunity to be the goat and no opportunity to be the hero. This session will help avoid some of the goat opportunities.

Audience:
Anyone who runs a System, a Server, a Network, or a DataCenter.

Level:
This session is beginner.